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Uhvati policija Engleza, Francuza i Muju zbog teške kradje. Kazu im da mogu birati izmedju dvije smrti: giljotina i strijeljanje. Francuz izabere giljotinu. Dovedu ga tamo, stave mu glavu na onaj panj, puste mehanizam, al' ovaj zaglavi, te Francuzu oproste zivot. Englez takodjer izabere giljotinu al' opet se zaglavi, pa i njemu oproste. Pitaju Muju sta ce on... Mujo rece: "Ma, ja cu strijeljanje, vidite da giljotina ne radi..."

Mislim da bi to bilo to za veceras.

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Sad kad nisam igral na njih nego protiv Jesenica http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif

To treba uplatiti prije nego blokiraju. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/nije.gif

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Kaže zeko zmiji: -Izvini što sam te zajebavao da nemaš noge. -Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo, u redu je. -Dobro, evo ruka...

ZNAŠ LI KAJ JE TO STRAH OD ZATVORENOG PROSTORA??? KADA KRENEŠ U BIRTIJU I BOJIŠ SE DA JE ZATVORENA!!!

Iskreno , ni ja ne znam. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif

Valjda "vozdra jara" http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/14clover.gif

Bwin jos nista http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/14clover.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif

Dobro jutro ranoranioci http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/14clover.gif

Jos jedan laku noc od mene. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif

Za svaki slucaj laku noc svima. Ako zaspim http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_lol.gif

Zato mi se cijelo vrijeme cini da osjecam nesto. Tvoj link je u pitanju. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif

Mislim da je onda sve jasno. Ne ide niko s nikim. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif

http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif Ma to se mi pozdravljamo. Nema veze s kladionicom.

喂 = にちはこん http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/nije.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/uredu.gif

Plavusa kod doktora: - Doktore, imam vaginu pektoris ... Doktor: - (?!) Plavusa: - Vaginu pektoris ... Doktor se nasmijesi i zamisli, pa pocne skidati hlace. Plavuša: - Jooooj ...doktore, sto vi to radite ...?! Doktor: - Ne brinite, samo cu vam ugraditi penis mejker ...

Mislim da je i to bolje nego ono u kojem smjeru je to krenulo. Prema overu.

Jbg http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/80yahoo.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif

Molim ??? http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_eek.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/77tooth.gif

Nisu sekunde u pitanju , 10-ak minuta prije sam se javio. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/80yahoo.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif Crta http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_eek.gif

Kako to mislis amen. Ne rade ti drugi ? http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/80yahoo.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif

Haloooo , kolega ... Prvi sam se javio http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/57bye.gif http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/80yahoo.gif