Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 kad chuck norris uđe u autobus bakula mora platit kaznu Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Chuck Norris guta hranu prije nego što ju stavi usta. Chuck je streso struju i ugrizo dim za oči. Chuck opsjeda sotonu. Chuck je rasplak'o dr. House-a al ej : Chuck je eksiro vodu iz česme Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 chuck norris je brojo do bezbroj - dvaput. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Jednom je prišao zidu i ovaj ga je zamolio da se sruši - SAM! Toliko ga se bojao! Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 chuck norris može ugušit bežičnin telefonon...;))) Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Chuck Norris je tako kuul da ovce broje njega kad idu na spavanje... Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Chuck Norris koristi Domestos kao kapi za oči. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Kada Schwarceneger kaže u filmu 'I'll be back-misli na to da ide po Chucka Norrisa da mu pomogne. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Kada se Chuck Norris rodio-jedino tko je plakao je bio doktor. Nikada nemoj plesnuti Chucka Norrisa.. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Na Valentinovo, Chuck Norris daje svojoj ženi srce koje još uvijek kuca od jednog od svojih neprijatelja. A kako je romantičar,vjeruje da svaki dan treba biti Valentinovo. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Neki ljudi kažu da je Chuck Norris mit. Ti 'neki ljudi' su sada mrtvi. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Nekima se posreći pa uspiju ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom. Chuck Norris je jednom ubio 4 ptice s pola kamena. Što? Kažeš da ne postoji takvo što kao polovica kamena? Četiri mrtve ptice su isto to mislile.. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 ak se ovaj prevede,onda nema smisla..zato: If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces. Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Isus može hodati po vodi, ali Chuck Norris može hodati po Isusu Quote
Roby3107 Posted February 26, 2010 Posted February 26, 2010 Kad kažeš 'Nitko nije savršen', Chuck Norris to shvati kao osobnu uvredu. Quote
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