Gandalf 3 Posted January 31, 2011 Došli Chuck Norris i Van Damme do Boga i sad ima mjesto s desna pokraj Boga. I sad On njima kaže da opišu sve što je dobro o njima, da se pohvale i 'ko bude bolji taj će sjedi s desna Njemu. Dođe 1. Van Damme i kaže:"Pa ja mogu više trbušnjaka napraviti, radim bolji kružni, općenito sam jači!". Chuck nakon toga dođe do Boga i kaže:"Sjediš mi na mjestu." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jesenjin 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Čekaj čekaj, "Otporan na metke", Steven Segal je čak i upucan do neprepoznatljivosti i svejedno istukao čitav film. . . Ima tu nešto stvarno mu se to desilo????kako sam to smetnuo sa uma,a gledao sam film... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted February 28, 2011 chuck norris je uspio zalupiti rotirajuca vrata Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Chuck Norris je narucio Big Mac u Burger Kingu, i dobio. Najbrzi put do covjekova srca je pomocu sake Chucka Norrisa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Chuck Norris je jedini covjek koji je pobjedio zid u partiji tenisa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chume 0 Posted March 3, 2011 Trči Čak Noris za dvojicom zlikovaca, dođu oni do raskrsnice, jedan nastavi trčati levo, drugi desno a Čak nastavi trčati za njima... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bukva87 3 Posted March 4, 2011 Chuck Norris ima 3 sina jedinca, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chume 0 Posted March 8, 2011 Čak Noris je odabrao Đelu Hadžiselimovića... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dusko 0 Posted March 8, 2011 Cak Noris je jedini covjek koji je uspio izbaciti kucu kroz prozor Sta radi Cak Noris u vreloj vodi? Ladi muda ! Jednom je zmija otrovnica ujela Cak norisa , posle pet bolnih dana zmija je umrla. Zasto Cak Noris ne smije da dodje u Srbiju? Zato sto je Mile Kitic jaci nego ikad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groka 1 Posted March 9, 2011 Chuck Noris kad pravi sklekove ne gura sebe od zemlje nego zemlju od sebe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groka 1 Posted March 10, 2011 Chuck Norris redovito daruje krv,ali ne svoju. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luza 1 Posted March 10, 2011 Danas Chuck slavi 71 rođendan i nije vic http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groka 1 Posted March 11, 2011 Chuck Norris zna i može dijeliti sa 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c4nton4 20 Posted March 11, 2011 Danas Chuck slavi 71 rođendan i nije vic http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_biggrin.gif Sretan mu roćkas sa zakašnjenjem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groka 1 Posted March 17, 2011 Chuck Norris ne ide u lov jer rijec 'lov' podrazumijeva mogucnost neuspjeha. Chuck Norris ide ubijati. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
