Hordaš 1 Posted January 31, 2010 Chuk Norris ne jede med, nego zvace pcele. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kampluxumpcam 0 Posted February 1, 2010 This one time, I met Chuck Norris ... and I died. But, the mere presence of his awesome brought me back to life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwek153 0 Posted February 14, 2010 chuck norris je izgubio nevinost prije svojeg oca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m&m 2 Posted February 14, 2010 Koliko najviše sklekova može napraviti Chuck Norris??? SVE!!!! Meni definitivno najjači koji sam čula o Chucku u zadnje vrijeme... http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/nije.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zg-marko_23 5 Posted February 16, 2010 hehe.chuck norris je zakon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
player1991 0 Posted February 18, 2010 Jednom je Chuck Norris posjetio Djevičanske otoke. Sada su samo Otoci. Chuck Norris ne nosi sunčane naočale. Sunce mu ne smije ići u oči. Chuck Norris zna sta je pisac htio reći. Chuck Norris je instalirao Vistu 1998. godine. Chuck Norris moze da trči i piša, a da se ne popiša... Chuck Norris ne mora instalirati antivirus na kompjuteru! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Dinosauri su jednom krivo pogledali Chucka. samo jednom... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Chuck je jednom ispod koša zabio tricu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 cak noris ne gleda TV...tv gleda njega.. cak noris je preso kanter... cak noris je jednom prdnuo..neki to zovu napad na hirosimu i nagasaki.. cak noris je prije radio kao drvosjeca...u prasumi koja se zove sahara... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Koji vicevi o Chuck Norrisu se smiju pričati??? Oni koje Steven Segal odobri... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 isus je pretvorio vodu u vino.Chuck Norris je pretvorio vodu u pivo xD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Svi vole Raymonda...osim Chuck Norissa! Chuck Norris kad skoci u vodu,on ne postane mokar, neg voda postane Chuck Norris-ava. Chuck Norris je umro ima 10 godina, ali Smrt još nije našla hrabrosti da mu to kaže. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Chuck Norris igra bilijar sa planetama!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Šta je Batman reka Robinu kad su ušli u Batmobile? Robine, bolje zatvori vrata. Šta je Chuck Norris reka Robinu kad su ušli u Batmobile? Đavlu ovde nema mista da napravin kružni udarac. Šta je John Wayne reka kad je vidio krdo bizona? Gledajte, krdo bizona! Šta je Chuck Norris reka kad je vidio krdo bizona? Đavlu, danas ću morat trčat da zadan te kružne udarce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roby3107 0 Posted February 26, 2010 Madonna i Justin su imali 10 minuta da spase svijet, ali Chuck im je dao samo 4. XD Chuck Norris moze zalupiti okretna vrata... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
