adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris nema racun u banci samo ude i kaze koliko mu treba! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 chuck norris udara u glavu ko shampanjac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris je zajebao skrivenu kameru. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 cak noris je spreman za test,ali test nije spreman za cak norisa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris ne zna za ovaj sajt , inace bi obrisao internet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris мože da zalupi rotirajuća vrata. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris moze da obrise Recycle Bin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris moze da pogleda film od 60 minuta za 20 minuta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Jednom su Chuck Norris i Superman obarali ruke za opkladu. Gubitnik je morao da nosi gace preko pantalona do kraja zivota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Chuck Norris ne nosi sat.... On odlučuje koliko je sati! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adisbega 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Jednom je Chuck Norris posetio Devicanska ostrva. Sada su samo Ostrva. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivančica 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Razgovara mladi bračni par: - Šta misliš, draga, kakav će biti naš sin? - Isti kao ti! - Kako znaš? - Pa eto, bočica mu je draža od sise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivančica 0 Posted July 30, 2009 ☺ Ušla dva miša u videoteku i počela jesti filmsku traku. Pita prvi miš drugog: - Jel` dobar film ? - Dobar, dobar...samo je knjiga bolja. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivančica 0 Posted July 30, 2009 jedan osječki: ☺ Mali komarac se vraća kući nakon svog prvog, probnog leta. - I kako je bilo sine? - pita ga mama. - Fantastično! Svi su mi pljeskali. http://www.bet-club.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/icon_mad.gif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivančica 0 Posted July 30, 2009 ☺ Policajac zaustavlja pijanca i pita ga: - Kuda ste krenuli u ovo doba noći? - Na predavanje. - odgovara pijanac. - Daj, pa tko sada drži predavanje? - Moja žena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
