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Mujo i Haso

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Pita Mujo Hasu:

Šta ti je bolje, ajfon ili ajped...?

-Haso: Meni je najbolji ajvar...

 

 

 

Dolazi Mujo kući i govori Fati:

- Usvojen je novi zakon. Žena s četvero djece ima pravo na mirovinu!

- Mi ih imamo troje i ja više ne mislim rađati.

- Imam ja vanbračnog sina, dovedem ga, pa ih je četvero.

Ode Mujo i dovede sina, ali u kući zatekne Fatu samu.

- Dobro, Fato, gdje su djeca?

- Došli ljudi i odveli svoje.

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Mujo i Haso švercaju tvorove preko granice.

- Bolan Haso, a gdje ćemo staviti tvora.

- U gaće, naravno.

- Nemoj u gaće, smrdi.

- Ma tko ga jebe, nek' crkne!

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Fata čita neku knjigu pa upita Muju:

- Mujo, gdje su Alpe?

- Otkud znam, ti si spremala kuću...

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